(+5 rating, 1 votes)On a classic tip with Ralph Rip Shit and Dubbledge bringing you a jokes track featuring a sample from the film “Anchorman”. Enjoy.
INTRO:
ANCHORMAN SAMPLE
- “I have very little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at the office”
- “Oh! Stop calling your arms guns!”
- DUBBLEDGE: ‘Ey Ralph. Let’s rip this shit man”
VERSE 1:
RALPH RIP SHIT
- I’m Ralph Rip, come in the club gurning
- Blowing out smoke like my lungs were burning
- Catch the feeling
- Touch the ceiling
- Take your breath away till you stop (f*ing) breathing
- Cos this kid’ll kill it
- Something out of nothing like most of my lyrics, I
- Pause for thought, I
- Chose the sport, I
- Brought the force, I
- Control your thoughts, I
- I got a Siamese twin
- That tells his friends that he’s not bothered inside
- And that’s kind of nice
- I’ve had AIDS ten times
- And I still haven’t died
- Beanies let me score like they’re taking the pride
- It’s that old Chester-illit
- He’d be more successful if he simplified his lyrics
- I’m still Ralph, to the Rip Shit
- Just pluggin’ away with this bulldog spirit
CHORUS:
RALPH RIP SHIT
- This is my B-boy pose – Kiss Your Guns
- It’ll help you get the girls – Kiss Your Guns
- It might fend off predators – Kiss Your Guns
- So if you’re lovin’ your guns you gotta – Kiss Your Guns
VERSE 2:
DUBBLEDGE
- It’s the unequivocable
- Lyricable, guile? MC
- Spiritually aware, everything that’s everywhere
- God’s level – trying to be
- It ain’t easy tho, you get me?
- It’s like trying to find words that rhyme with… orange
- For real though, I piss in the snow
- And leave you ice with that golden bling
- Be cool. I’m a do my thing
- Hold me back, I will murk you king
- There’s more than one way to skin a cat
- So these pussies get Brazilians and bikini-waxed
- You’ll be smooth till that shit grows back or goes back
- To becoming just a hairy cat – PRAT!
- It’s bigger than that
- Life’s just a curse of learning
- So I’m a preach but won’t fill in the sermon
- Cos I need to continue searching
- Who are we?
- Look bruv – I’m sicker than He
- G.O.D’s my J.O.B, G-et me, I’m deeper
- Look man, look fam, look bruv, look cuz, look bro
- 3 litle piggies trying to take this freedom
- Getting trapped in the cage where the animals are feeding
- But, nah man, nah fam, nah bruv, nah cuz, NO BRO
- Them little piggies were too fat to run
- So we got away free and told them “Kiss The Guns”
CHORUS
VERSE 3: RALPH RIP SHIT- Back by popular demand
- Rap guy growing a crop of fans
- If you’re liking my music
- I’m always writing some new shit
- And if you don’t make an improvement
- You’ll be covered in blue ink
- Am I making this look easy like there’s nothing to it?
- That’s why I’m full of aggression
- Spit till I’m red in the face
- Like Simon Weston
- Taking over Europe like I run with the troops
- Swedish fans are the best “I love this group!”
- I’m ‘bout to bless the game
- And what’s a Ralph Rip verse without mentioning my name?
- That would ruin the vibe, kill the buzz
- Like I was chewing a fly
- And I’m a bad man
- I’ll blow you apart because you’re so damn ugly
- Probably wank in the dark
CHORUS:
RALPH RIP SHIT
- This is my B-boy pose – Kiss Your Guns
- It’ll help you get the girls – Kiss Your Guns
- It might fend off predators – Kiss Your Guns
- So if you’re lovin’ your guns you gotta – Kiss Your Guns
- Apollo, better Kiss Your Guns
- Associated Minds, better Kiss Your Guns
- And Dubbledge, better Kiss Your Guns
- This is our year, Kiss Your Guns
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