Having just featured their debut self-titled album we bring you a New Year single from Major Triadz. This one’s called 100 Listens, and features guitar backing and reflective lyrics. Check it out.
Major Triadz are currently working on their sophomore album, so keep your eyes peeled for that. (We’ll keep you informed.)
“transported to the festy in a car made of couscous;
According to the chiefs I’m a bit of a poofpoof;
I like lentils;
Deal with it motherfucker;
Whilst listening to Kanyah West on an ironing board made of quinoa.”
“Popped onto twitter to count my likes;
Wishing Bill Oddie could be my wife;
Living it large in the hills and vales;
Were gangsta, we like cheese and cale;
I-scratch-like-scratch-lentils-scratch;
And humus too-scratch.”
Hustling!
Quick…scratch your nipple;
And do the trust fund twiddle… whilst simultaneously hating the capitalist system that provided the cash for said trust fund.
Gay!
Muh lentils,
It happens when things get mental,
I like my tabs to be menthol,
The car I drive is a rental,
Muh festivals,
I think I’ve ingested my testicles,
Your mum has enormous chesticles,
I have no need for no spectacles,
Muh drugs,
We like to talk about drugs,
We only talk about drugs,
Do you want to talk about drugs,
Muh trustfund.